About me


You really want to know more about me? Well, I weigh less than I used to, still have a clicky left knee, was once described as being "decadently insouciant" and can still spell the word 'onomatopoeia' without having to look it up in a dictionary.

Born in Nottingham, living in Derby (oh, the shame). Married with one laptop.

Favourite colour: The metmyoglobin of a perfectly cooked steak.

Pet hate: trite questions and glib answers.

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