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If you don't want to strap your message to the leg of a homing pigeon in the vain hope that it will fly the right way and not end up in a pie, you can email me.

Please note: I don't need sex pills. Nigerian generals need not apply either.

But if you need a juggling clown who can knock out one good note on a uke whilst boring the arses off everyone about the history of India Pale Ale, drop me a line: simon (at) haddonsnet.co.uk

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