I used to be bought the Letts Schoolboy Diary every year as a Christmas stocking filer. January's became crammed with spidery text telling of snowball massacres, worm executions, tries almost scored and faint glimpses of teachers' cleavage.
By mid-February a pattern emerged: "Got up. Went to school. Came home. Had tea".
At an early age, I'd discovered the tyranny of a diary's expectation. How they mocked me with blank days passed by. "You want to be a writer?", they sneered. "You can't even find fifty words for a diary entry. Pah!".
One year, I asked for a voucher instead of the Letts. I bought a chunky A5 lined notebook. No dates, no boxes into which I'd have to shoehorn teenage angst or leave as a tribute to ennui.
My book. My rules.
Rule 1: The right not to write.
I stopped keeping a diary after my polytechnic years. I had nothing to say to myself.
Nowadays, I blog. I used to blog about whisky. I still blog about beer. And occasionally I blog here. Not often. There's ideas... the menu bar suggests I'm writing about a real ragbag of stuff.
But, I'm not.
Why? Why go to the trouble of setting up a blog and hardly posting?
It's because I love choosing not to write.
Waking up in the morning - today it's blue sky and slight breeze all the way - I look over the shortening shadows on the lawn as blackbirds pretend to hunt worms and I rarely think to myself: I really want to fire up the laptop and spend the next thirty minutes in front of a keyboard. Because eight hours spent in front of one for my day-job really isn't long enough.
I could be writing about paradiddles or filters, fast cars or slow cooking.
Instead, as a writer, I'm revelling in something luxurious and self-indulgent.
The right not to write.
Feel free to point out that I have, of course, just spent half an hour in front of a laptop writing this. And, yes, I've sort of been here before
By mid-February a pattern emerged: "Got up. Went to school. Came home. Had tea".
At an early age, I'd discovered the tyranny of a diary's expectation. How they mocked me with blank days passed by. "You want to be a writer?", they sneered. "You can't even find fifty words for a diary entry. Pah!".
One year, I asked for a voucher instead of the Letts. I bought a chunky A5 lined notebook. No dates, no boxes into which I'd have to shoehorn teenage angst or leave as a tribute to ennui.
My book. My rules.
Rule 1: The right not to write.
I stopped keeping a diary after my polytechnic years. I had nothing to say to myself.
Nowadays, I blog. I used to blog about whisky. I still blog about beer. And occasionally I blog here. Not often. There's ideas... the menu bar suggests I'm writing about a real ragbag of stuff.
But, I'm not.
Why? Why go to the trouble of setting up a blog and hardly posting?
It's because I love choosing not to write.
Waking up in the morning - today it's blue sky and slight breeze all the way - I look over the shortening shadows on the lawn as blackbirds pretend to hunt worms and I rarely think to myself: I really want to fire up the laptop and spend the next thirty minutes in front of a keyboard. Because eight hours spent in front of one for my day-job really isn't long enough.
I could be writing about paradiddles or filters, fast cars or slow cooking.
Instead, as a writer, I'm revelling in something luxurious and self-indulgent.
The right not to write.
Feel free to point out that I have, of course, just spent half an hour in front of a laptop writing this. And, yes, I've sort of been here before